Children's Soft Drink?

So, remember how we used to go to Beth Huston's house, have lunch, and gorge ourselves on these:
Staining poor Mrs. H's tupperware's trashing her kitchen, and stuffing her dish washer. We'd take turns bringing packages of popcorn, and splurging a dollar on Koolaid, and use up all her sugar... Remember all that? Well, those delicious, fruity, colorfull modes of sugar delivery will never be employed in my children's home (in the eventuality that I raise kids). Look what I did with some Blazin' Blue Razberry, Red Berry Cherry, Arctic Green Apple, and the scariest of all, Grape:

Dyed some yarn, and my fingers to boot. Fun, educational, and illuminating. Seriously. Can you imagine what that shit's gotta do to your teeth/insides/brain cells!!? Yikes.