A Note From Mr. Marshall...

Adam as asked for me to place a post from him. No worries, he's dictating and promises not to read. Without further adieu I give you Adam's note:

As some of the closest friends of our dainty little Mychela, I feel the need to inform you of several recent discrepancies. While we all know Mychela to be lady-like and demure, recently she has revealed herself to be both man-ish and truculant. Much like a seasoned trucker, in many recent intimate and personal moments she has given wind to bodily emmissions from both the mouth and the posterior. Note that I said MANY recent moments and "posterior." To recap, Mychela has..."

I am not writing what he has just said. As author I reserve the right to sensor for my own integrity. I have to draw a line somewhere.

Furthermore, I deny all such allegations.

Adam's PS. Two things: Old man and beans.